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(ROOSTER CROWS)

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I slept over.

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I did.

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We didn't, you know...

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(LAUGHS)

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(KNOCK ON DOOR)

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Jules.

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It is?

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Oh, wow.

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Celebrating you.

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Thank you.

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How did you know where I live?

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This is gonna be

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Potluck?

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That's what Kiwis call it

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when you bring a plate

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You invited other people?

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How many?

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Oh, everyone's coming.

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'Cause you're loved, girly.

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(CHUCKLES) And finally,

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you will get to meet

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(DOOR SHUTS)

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..Anet.

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Happy birthday.

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Hey, mum.

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All of your staff...

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Are you just gonna let them?

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Hi.

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Hi. I'm Tui.

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Noam.

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Happy birthday!

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Oh, my god.

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You know, it's a beautiful day.

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Why do you hate

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I don't.

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Why not we all just stay colleagues?

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'Cause everyone

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(LAUGHTER)

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Oh, god. Yep. All right. Fine.

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Fairy bread. Really?

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Yeah. It's a party.

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Kill me now.

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(CROSSTALK)

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(UPBEAT MUSIC)

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What the fuck, Toby? No.

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He thinks Kanye

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Absolutely not.

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No, dude.

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Noam,

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unless you wanna come out

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Oh, no.

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Uh, Tui, you know,

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Yeah. Sure. OK, Toby.

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I'm gonna play you

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and then you're never going back.

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I'm a bit of a Drake guy myself.

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Drake?

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Yeah. He's dope.

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Cheers!

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Yay.

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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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Because it's a potluck.

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Anyone hungry? Oh, no!

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No. No way.

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Shoo. Shoo.

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You said you're bringing

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Yeah. In about 8 hours.

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Hello. Hello. Hello.

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Well, I didn't think

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Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob!

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Come here, you little bastard.

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Don't let him near my hens.

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Actually, if you wanna bring him

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we might kiss.

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Oh, you didn't tell me

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you lived next door

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I've got one of your books.

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Barbeque's munted.

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What about a spit roast?

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Well, I'll ask the girls,

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(LAUGHS)

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OK. Goldie, spit roast.

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Goldie can't do that on her own.

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Come on over, big boy.

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Oh.

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No, you don't...

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Oh, god.

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So, what's all this about us

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Trying to keep us

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OK, so, Goldie's pig

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That means this will now be

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Party games?

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Um, sardines.

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What's that?

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Um, it's the opposite

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and when they do, they join them.

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I'm going to be the first sardine.

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Oh, not inside. Don't move!

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20, 19, 18...

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You're into party games?

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I am now.

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13, five, three, two, go.

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OK. Let's start it.

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Oh, stop.

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Shame on you.

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If this game blows,

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I reckon. Nah.

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Let's find her bedroom.

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See if there's anything

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Guys, how long will this take?

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My boyfriend Ethan's coming over.

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(LAUGHS)

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Why does she never wear

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It's pretty.

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It's kinda girly, yeah.

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Jackpot.

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Of course, she keeps a diary.

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Yeah. What? Isn't that private?

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What?

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her private intimate desires?

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Well, suit yourself.

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OK.

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Oh, it got boring.

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Definitely boring.

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Oh. Buckle up, bitches.

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The new girl started today.

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Haven't been called

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(LAUGHS)

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I get the sense

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What?

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Guys.

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Guys.

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Man, I am so good at this game.

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I knew we'd have a great time.

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(SIGHS)

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Oh.

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He's a keeper.

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Say no more.

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Where is everyone?

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They, oh, they're all back inside.

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Still looking for amethyst, I think.

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Noam, where's everybody?

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Don't know.

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They're off playing

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Oh, mum. Why is Lima here?

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(SIGHS) Happy birthday.

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Shouldn't you be lecturing someone?

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Oh, feels like it's time

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Yeah. Right. The boys are inside.

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So...

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I'm not just here to see them.

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Look... (SIGHS)

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We've both made a lot of mistakes.

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I think maybe we needed to,

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It's OK.

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I've been struggling a bit myself.

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Who says I'm struggling?

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Come on, Noam told me you've been

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OK.

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Listen, um, the thing

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Yeah. Yeah. You're having a party.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Hi.

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Uh, unplanned staff barbecues.

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Right. Yeah, yeah.

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Oh, you did.

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What'd you think?

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I was surprised.

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'Cause probably

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I just figured, you know.

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Yep.

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I got an investor, co-owner...

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Oh, oh.

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Local?

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Uh, she's just, you know,

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Lucky.

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You know what, it's good to see you.

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Oh, there she is.

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Hey.

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No, I'll get in there then. OK.

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Yep.

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Thank you.

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I think this game is more fun

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Rob's back.

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Oh, finally I get to meet

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Rob's back.

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Oh, I'm sensing anxiety.

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Is it OK I'm here with Rob?

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Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah.

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Just, um, do me a favour.

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I've got you. All right.

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Listen, Jules,

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Which bit?

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I just thought since

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He's not.

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I mean, technically,

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I just think it's nice of him.

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Signing away half your house

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to fund your partner's

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One...

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Oh.

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Oh.

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But if you signed it,

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And if I'm the co-owner,

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No. Jules.

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No-one is going to jail.

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But if he finds out

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and he could kick me

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I'll have to move into the motel,

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So, please say

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OK. Oh, sorry. Nothing.

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Thank you.

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Hey.

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You know what, I was thinking

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a little more to a turf and surf.

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Throw in some crayfish.

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You know, pork's not turf.

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But, you know, swine and line.

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You know, I thought

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you know, down the coast a bit.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Yeah.

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Well, there's nothing like a man

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bringing a home

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What she said.

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Yeah. So, will the pigs.

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So...

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Yeah.

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Thank you.

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(SIGHS)

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Oh.

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Where's our little sardine then?

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Don't worry, I'm not ever gonna ask

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I know you don't even use them

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So...

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It's not about that.

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Well, is it more

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You know, I mean, Jungian therapists

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It's just easier using one name.

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Right.

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It's fascinating,

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Rob.

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Hi.

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I've heard so much about you.

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What are we gossiping about?

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Just our family

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Oh, yeah.

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Technically, it's an escort agency.

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Right. Are-are you the co-owner?

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No, that's my wife, Jules.

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Why? What have you heard?

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Well, he just said... OK.

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What?

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Yeah. I'm the co-owner, Jules.

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Right.

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Rob. Hi. Can we talk?

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Water?

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Uh... closure.

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Yeah.

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Jules, could you sort out

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Yes.

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(SIGHS)

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Finally.

298
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,240
Sardines.

299
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:36,400
I don't think

300
00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:37,480
<font color="

301
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,400
So, are we still playing?

302
00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:49,440
We've got so much to catch up on.

303
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,040
Wait. Tui.

304
00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,800
Let's go somewhere private.

305
00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:56,400
I should...I should have texted you.

306
00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,720
It's OK.

307
00:12:58,800 --> 00:12:59,760
Yeah.

308
00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:01,800
The situation's got

309
00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:05,200
<font color="

310
00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:08,760
It felt so real

311
00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:10,680
but I can't do this anymore.

312
00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:13,280
OK, I'm-I'm sorry,

313
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,240
All right, you're gonna...

314
00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:16,320
I'm sorry.

315
00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:19,640
Rob.

316
00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:20,680
Fuck.

317
00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:24,240
She's really got you on a leash,

318
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,840
She's caught it.

319
00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:27,000
<font color="

320
00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:28,320
Mrs. Syndrome.

321
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,360
Oh, fuck off.

322
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:31,280
She gives you special treatment.

323
00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:32,680
She's not even nice to me.

324
00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:35,400
Mmm. Tough love.

325
00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:36,800
That's real mother-daughter shit.

326
00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:37,920
She's not my mother.

327
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,160
Yeah, I know that.

328
00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:41,720
<font color="

329
00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:42,760
Mmm.

330
00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:45,240
Except Amethyst

331
00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:48,520
Yeah, they've got options,

332
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,640
And Mac, she needs you.

333
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:55,080
You're her little broken bird.

334
00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,240
For someone you hate,

335
00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:57,920
you spend a lot of time

336
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,640
So, how's the writing going?

337
00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:10,120
<font color="

338
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,320
No. But...

339
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,360
Yeah.

340
00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:14,720
But the teaching, actually,

341
00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:15,760
Yeah?

342
00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:18,480
Yeah? Great. Great.

343
00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:20,160
Yes, you did, didn't you?

344
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:21,640
Those who can't teach, right?

345
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:24,160
No. No. Like, teaching is a gift.

346
00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:29,480
<font color="

347
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:32,600
Yeah. It's going great.

348
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,120
Really, really great.

349
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,200
Mm-hm.

350
00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:42,720
So, uh, when do you think you've...

351
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,400
you'll head back down?

352
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:45,440
Depends.

353
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:48,280
I mean, I could hang around

354
00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,000
I-I couldn't get any crayfish.

355
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,520
<font color="

356
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:57,280
Oh, hey, Rob.

357
00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,680
Five.

358
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:02,320
Five.

359
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:03,400
Rob, Rob, Rob.

360
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:08,640
He did...he didn't know.

361
00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:09,760
Sorry. Know what?

362
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:13,760
That you...

363
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:14,800
Well, yeah, I do

364
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,320
because of that

365
00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:20,360
<font color="

366
00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:23,760
You killed my rooster.

367
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,560
Jules. Jules.

368
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,960
What are you two doing

369
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:36,360
(LAUGHTER)

370
00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:37,800
You're letting all the smoke out.

371
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,120
Thanks for helping out

372
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,400
It's been a pleasure.

373
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:56,680
Has it been getting in the way

374
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,200
<font color="

375
00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,040
Well, that's why I'm back

376
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,920
Just waiting on the next adventure.

377
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,680
Uh, Rob, I think I can hear

378
00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:08,720
Sorry.

379
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,960
I mean, haven't really

380
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,040
and yet here we are, eh?

381
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:17,000
Yeah, well, I only got back

382
00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:19,000
<font color="

383
00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,320
Right. OK.

384
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:23,760
So-so, Michelin star roast, eh?

385
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,080
What, you actually have...

386
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:32,520
Just one.

387
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,440
Just a few years ago.

388
00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:35,520
Copenhagen.

389
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,280
OK. I've been there.

390
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:40,480
Yeah.

391
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:42,600
Yeah, I was there

392
00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:46,360
<font color="

393
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,760
Ah!

394
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,320
You should sell them.

395
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:50,760
Make some money.

396
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,160
There's heaps of them left.

397
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:56,280
OK. Who's hungry?

398
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:03,840
Goldie, are we ready?

399
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:05,560
Half an hour.

400
00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:07,760
Unless you want pork tarte.

401
00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:09,480
Sounds good.

402
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:12,080
<font color="

403
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:13,800
Oh, yeah. Of course.

404
00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:16,560
I can help.

405
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,960
Oh, uh, yeah. Go for it.

406
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,800
Yeah.

407
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:26,760
That sexual tension

408
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:30,600
Give one of these, eh.

409
00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:36,680
Oh.

410
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:37,880
Oh.

411
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,520
Fuck me. All right. Sorry.

412
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,560
(LAUGHS)

413
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:43,800
<font color="

414
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,360
Don't know my strength. (CHUCKLES)

415
00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:49,440
I'll get the salads.

416
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,520
Enjoying the spit roast?

417
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:05,320
What's going on?

418
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:08,160
With what?
You and dad. Been weird.

419
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,840
Something's happened?

420
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,440
No, we're fine.

421
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,000
You lying again?

422
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,320
<font color="
You're even happy he's home?

423
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,320
I just hate birthdays.

424
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:22,080
Where's Toby?

425
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,320
Uh, Cassie got here early.
Oh. OK.

426
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:34,360
(SIGHS)

427
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,840
Oh. Shit.

428
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:43,800
(MUTTERS) What?

429
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,080
Are you fucking him?
What?

430
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:49,040
<font color="
No.

431
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:51,240
Then who cares
if they're comparing cocks?

432
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,200
It's all good.

433
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,560
No, it's actually fucking not.

434
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:56,960
Why not?

435
00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:01,680
Because, because, because...

436
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:04,520
Look... You know what...
OK.

437
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:08,520
<font color="
your feelings, you'd stop being...

438
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,680
(BABBLES) OK?

439
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:13,880
So, can you get over yourself
and tell me what's wrong

440
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,080
so, I can help you?

441
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:17,320
What's wrong is that...

442
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,840
I was just standing
between Rob and Lima,

443
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:24,240
<font color="
I'm only attracted to one of them,

444
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,080
and it's not my husband.

445
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:29,200
And the moment that he figures out
that there is no coming back,

446
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:31,360
he will call the lawyers,
who will call the bank,

447
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,360
and he'll find out
<font color="

448
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,120
on a loan to start up Sweethearts,
and then poo!

449
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:40,920
OK.

450
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,040
So, he just needs
to not figure it out.

451
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:46,480
No, I've gotta buy more time
to pay back this fucking loan

452
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,960
because then none
<font color="

453
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,160
OK.

454
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,320
If there's one thing
I can teach you,

455
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:55,120
it's how to make a guy
think you're in love with him.

456
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,560
That'll buy you time.

457
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,840
I've been doing that for ten years.

458
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,320
OK.
All right.

459
00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:06,720
<font color="
OK. Yeah.

460
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,240
One, two, three.

461
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:10,000
Hold the level whip.
Yep. It is, it is.

462
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,960
OK. Well, I've got the arse end
so it's a little heavier.

463
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,000
So...
Yep. OK.

464
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:14,040
In downhill.

465
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,200
<font color="
having sex?

466
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:19,000
Or...
I really was.

467
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,240
So, you're not married, eh?
I was.

468
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,120
Couple of times.
Oh, yeah. Enough for you.

469
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:26,040
I'm still,
you know, holding out hope.

470
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,680
<font color="
your eye on, mate?

471
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,040
OK, mate. Listen.

472
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:36,200
I-I'm not trying
to get between you and Mack.

473
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,480
We've been hanging out,
but nothing's happened.

474
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:39,560
Trust me.

475
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:42,400
Good.

476
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:44,720
Oh, yeah.

477
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:48,880
<font color="

478
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:51,920
Good.

479
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,880
Yeah. It's good.

480
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,640
How's the pig?

481
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,360
Should curve her up, eh?

482
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,920
Just gotta rest her for a bit.

483
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,760
Same mistake.
You gotta rest steak.

484
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,080
Right. Yeah.
Yeah.

485
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:03,600
<font color="

486
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,760
Wanna try it now?
A little nibble.

487
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:09,080
(CHUCKLES)
Everyone.

488
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:10,600
Boring.

489
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,120
Meet Ethan.
Hey, everyone.

490
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,840
Why is your boyfriend gay?

491
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,160
Oh, we're not together.

492
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,320
Oh, no, babe.

493
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,200
<font color="
literally ranking Taylor Swift songs

494
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,040
by how many minutes
we were crying to it.

495
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:27,640
Yeah.

496
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,520
We met on Peter Pan.

497
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:31,680
Babe, are you...
Don't follow me.

498
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:33,600
(SOBS)

499
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:34,680
Feel better?

500
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,440
<font color="

501
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:40,480
Welcome to club sardines!

502
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,160
You hold out.
(LAUGHTER)

503
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,840
You could've told me
there's a speech happening.

504
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,000
Pass me that, J.

505
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:48,880
You guys are mental.

506
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,840
Uh, where's everyone else?

507
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,920
<font color="
and avoiding all the catastra-fuck,

508
00:21:58,960 --> 00:21:59,960
I imagine.

509
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,800
What?

510
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:04,840
Oh, your dad found out
about your mum and the neighbour.

511
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:07,920
What the fuck?

512
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,000
Exactly.

513
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:12,320
Do you know
<font color="

514
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:17,560
Well, I didn't say I could see...

515
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,600
Hey mum.
Hmm?

516
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,160
Fucking him.

517
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,040
What?
Is that why you left?

518
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,920
What? No. I...
Why would you say that?

519
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,440
Are you?

520
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:27,960
<font color="
Sleeping together?

521
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,360
No.
No. Don't. OK?

522
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,720
Why do we have to believe you?

523
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,800
You lied about everything else.
I lied about the business.

524
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,480
No. Look. He's your husband.

525
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:35,920
We're your kids. You even care?

526
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:37,840
<font color="
No, you fucking don't, do you?

527
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:38,880
Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Stop.

528
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,440
Hey, mate,
there's no need to raise your...

529
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:41,800
No, dad. Stop.
You don't have...

530
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,520
Look, she's gonna leave with him
<font color="

531
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:46,280
and start this new life,
and we are gonna fucking fall apart.

532
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,000
OK. That is enough.

533
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:50,720
You have no idea
what you're talking about.

534
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,320
Calm yourself down.
You, come talk to me.

535
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:57,040
Oh, yeah. We're gonna talk.

536
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,360
<font color="
boy out there.

537
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,000
That is not my fault.
Oh, come on.

538
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:12,520
You're the one
who's fucking the neighbour.

539
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:15,080
I'm not fucking Lima.
Would you stop?

540
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:16,120
I'm not fucking him.
Do not.

541
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,600
<font color="
Oh, fine.

542
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:18,880
Actually, no. No. No. No. Really.

543
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:19,920
This is crazy.
It's fucking...

544
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:22,320
No, I get it. I do.
I actually do. OK?

545
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:24,000
It makes sense after Tui.

546
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,920
But can we just not pretend
<font color="

547
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,360
Isn't that the whole reason
you started seeing Tui?

548
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:31,800
Oh, isn't that the whole reason
you started a brothel?

549
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,720
Hmm?
OK. You know what?

550
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:36,400
I think it is time
we stop pretending

551
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,440
<font color="
is anything other than broken.

552
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:39,640
Oh, come on.

553
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:45,880
What, you giving up?

554
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,720
Well, is there anything left...
Is this you giving up?

555
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,360
..to give up on?
Well, maybe if you let me in.

556
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:50,800
Maybe if you let me
<font color="

557
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:52,400
Oh, come on, you don't want love.

558
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:55,720
You want adoration,
and I am fucking exhausted.

559
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,520
I just do not have
it in me to pretend

560
00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,720
that you are anything other
than average.

561
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:03,880
Fuck you.

562
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,520
<font color="
Fuck you.

563
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:06,560
OK, then.

564
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,920
OK. All right. This, yeah, sure.

565
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,000
That's what we're doing then.
We're bringing in the lawyers.

566
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:13,040
Oh.
Yeah.

567
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:14,080
OK. Yeah.
Mm-hm.

568
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,200
<font color="
Ruin my business.

569
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:17,920
I came halfway around
the fucking world.

570
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,160
I gave my career,
my friends, my family.

571
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,200
Oh!
Yeah. Sure.

572
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:22,240
Leave me with nothing.

573
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:23,760
Do you think...
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574
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,920
You think this is my plan?
All of this?

575
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:30,640
And then you want me to leave?

576
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,760
(SIGHS)

577
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:37,840
Yeah.

578
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,920
You know what, no.

579
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,400
I'll-I'll-I'll leave you to it.

580
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:47,120
Good luck with your,
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581
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,160
Oh, come on.

582
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:51,080
I've got all the family
I can fucking manage.

583
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,960
I'm their boss. That is it.

584
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,240
So, they're just a pay cheque?
Yeah.

585
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:57,560
Well, there you go.

586
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,320
So much for ethics.
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587
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:02,240
I have kids to support.
Oh, bullshit.

588
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:04,680
That is bullshit.

589
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,320
There's only one reason
you're doing all this

590
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:09,560
because deep down, you know you just
not that fucking interesting.

591
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,280
Sardines.

592
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,880
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593
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,120
Should've known
you were full of shit.

594
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:34,400
Happy birthday, Mack.

595
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:37,400
('DISTURB THE PIECE'
BY SIDEKICKNICK PLAYS)

596
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:43,440
Captioned by AI-Media
ai-media.tv

597
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,760
I want to run an ethical business.

598
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:17,320
I want to be a madam
that takes care of everyone.

599
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,320
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600
00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:21,480
VOICEOVER: With just two weeks to go.

601
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,120
(SCREAMS)

602
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:26,240
TV's most surprising new drama..

603
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:30,200
..is about..to reveal..

604
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:33,720
..one hell of a twist.

605
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,200
(MUSIC ESCALATES)

606
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:36,440
You're pregnant.

607
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:37,920
Madam.
What?